One-fuckin'-thousand times?

Hey, man, how ya doing?

I got some news for you, farmboy?

Is it bad news? 'Cause I always have enough fuckin' bad news in my life.

No, it's good news. Remember about how I keep track of things?

Uh...yeah! Like when you said that we've gotten together 500 times. That fuckin' blew my mind, man!

Well, farmboy, we've just hit 1000!

No way, dude. We've talked, like, one-fuckin'-thousand times? Man, that's fuckin' amazing! We need to celebrate.

What should we do?

Umm...I'm not sure. Let's talk about this for awhile.

That'll make 1001 times!

Sounds good to me, man.