In which our hero, who was born to write songs, tries to figure out his life with help from the interviewer.
Monday, November 18, 2013
$52.07
Man, let me tell you, I made some money this weekend playing music. So I went out today and spent a bunch of it.
How much do you consider a "bunch," farmboy?
$52.07.
That's it? What did you buy?
I put twenty dollars in my truck's gas tank and spent $32.07 on groceries, It was fuckin' great, man! I bought toilet paper and two chickens -- 79 cents a pound -- and garbage bags and a bagel and some cream cheese and a few bananas and…
I get the idea, farmboy. Congratulations.
Yeah, I'm happy. I mean, I realize that most of it is, like, non-food stuff, but it's stuff I needed to buy.
Yes, toilet paper is pretty important.
Damn right, man. I bought a fuckin' 12-pack, man.
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