a sad, sad story

you know sometimes how you can't catch a break
and when it rains it pours
well, that's the way it's been my whole life long
you know how they say you learn by mistakes
and that life should be explored?
I'm here to prove them wrong
my life has been a sad, sad story
I'm someone you should be ignoring
this old joke is getting boring
on this everyone can agree
I'm earning my PhD
in self pity