Working for a living

Mornin', man.

Good morning to you, farmboy. This is pretty early for you to be up, isn't it?

Not really, no. It's just that I'm at work a little early so I thought I'd get in touch, as they say.

At least it's Thursday.

God, yes. I swear, this working for a living gets harder with every fuckin' day, you know? I can't fuckin' wait for Friday. And this has happened every fuckin' week since I started working years ago.

Well, as everybody always says, at least you have have a job.

I hate that. 

And with that, I gotta haul myself to the stupid job. But, you know, at least I have it, right?