Ho ho fuckin' ho, man

So today is November 23 already.

Ready for the holidays to begin, farmboy?

Yeah, right. Ho ho fuckin' ho, man.

I thought you liked Thanksgiving. I didn't realize you were so cynical.

Actually, I do like Thanksgiving. I love Thanksgiving, in fact. It's, like, the perfect holiday. No presents, no cards, no debt to get into. Just good food and family and friendship.

The three Fs.

I know, right? I'm so used to using other f words, you know?

I've noticed.

You're such a fuckin' comedian, man.