Closer and closer to good as new

I took my first fully independent shower today. It felt good, man. Closer and closer to good as new, I always say.

No you don't, farmboy.

No I don't what?

I have never heard you say "closer and closer to good as new." I've never heard you say that, ever. 'Fess up, farmboy...you've never said that.

Okay, I'm guilty as charged. Satisfied ?

As much as I'll ever be.

Sheesh.