the dog song

I don't have a girlfriend
I don't have a boyfriend
but I ain't no hermit, no
sometimes I enjoy friends
but I never have to see them
ever again
'cause I got me a dog

his nose is cold
his coat is furry
he's a funny kind of dog
a canine Bill Murray
lately I don't feel
any need to worry
'cause I got me a dog

          I'm doing fine 
          no, I don't mind
          the people I don't see
          in fact, get those human beings
          the hell away from me

la dolce vita
I'm enjoying it
dog señoritas 
the kibbles and bits
I don't even mind
picking up his shit
'cause I got me a dog
'cause I got me a dog