all because of you

I stumbled home drunk

from the corner pub

there was a man at my door

I said "What's up, Bub?"

but there were no words

that were coming out

instead, he pulled out his fist

and punched me in the mouth

and I said

oh no, what can I do

I'm lying on the floor

and it's all because of you

I was drinking wine

from a high-heeled shoe

I was staring at my sneakers, saying

what can I do

when the strangest thing happened

a lady appeared

she said "I'm taking away

all of your fear"

and I said 

oh no, I got the blues

I'm passed out drunk 

and it's all because of you

I was home alone

I was drinking homemade beer

when the voice in my head said

"Let's get out of here"

just then you came

a-knocking on my door

the same old same old

I knew from before

and I said

oh no, my problems are few

I'm feeling good

and it's all because of you