grocery store

I overbought at the grocery store

the cart said to me "give me more"

so I filled it up with cheetos and beer

hostess twinkies and pork rinds

and whatever else that I could find

then I took it all up to the cashier

she said "you're gonna die someday

if you don't quit eating this-a-way

put some of that back on the shelf"

I said to her "you're not my mom"

and I put all my items on

the conveyor belt and walked out by myself

so I went to a supermarket

I pulled up my car and parked it

I bought the same crap that I did before

I told the cashier "this is mine!

lecture to me some other time!"

I paid in cash and walked out through the doors