Monday, September 19, 2011

dad married a stripper


dad married a stripper
some old guy proclaimed them man and wife
two lonely hearts
till death do us part
intertwined financially for life
dad put the diamond on her finger
he heard "you may now kiss the bride"
he nestled up into her ample bosom
and put his wrinkled hand on her behind

dad married a stripper
he discovered her on vegasbrides.com
she put on the glass slipper
and that's how I met my new mom

dad married a stripper
her dress had flaming pink spaghetti straps
her top, it was a halter
they stood there at the alter
though she couldn't wait to climb upon his lap
we lifted our glasses to the couple
mixing dr. pepper and gin
viagra and a box of colored condoms
that was my wedding gift to them

dad married a stripper
now their wedded bliss has begun
now he'll always be there with her
I can only hope
like father, like son



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