Comedian guy Mike Birbiglia

Hey! I only have a couple minutes, man. I'm taking the bus to see this comedian guy Mike Birbiglia downtown.

That's the show you've been looking forward to, right, farmboy?

That's it! It's been such a long fuckin' time since I've been to, like, a show in a actual theater rather than a coffeehouse or something. Which is great, of course. I'm just a little tentative like I always am.

You'll do fine, farmboy. Have a great time.

I will, man. I'll let you know how it goes.