No work allowed!

It's Labor Day, man. So I don't have to do any work. I can just lay around all day, playing the guitar and surfing the internet and eating the leftover pizza in my fridge. I love today. It's the best fuckin' holiday, no work allowed! 

There's only one thing wrong with it.

What's that, farmboy?

It turns into tomorrow. Which is a fuckin' workday.