when

when everything calms down
when we are not in a fuckin' crisis
when I'm not in a god-awful panic
when I make enough money
when luck finally goes my way
when the gods smile down on me
when the right party is in office
when I get a decent job
when I finally grow a thicker skin
when I get the inspiration
when the fuckin' ship comes in
when the moon is full
when opportunity knocks
when the stars align
when I am good and ready

I will get off my lazy ass
and do something

maybe