hitchcock blonde

she doesn't want a husband
she doesn't want children
she's a hitchcock blonde
she looks like tippi hedren
in that scene in the birds
when she's attacked in her room
by a flock of I-don't-know-what
leading to her doom
but this ain't no movie
and there's nothing flying
but there's danger here
and there's no denying
that it's picking on
a hitchcock blonde