why I need a dog

I need love
I need a companion
I am sick and tired
of being abandoned 
oh me oh my
I wanna cry
and that is why
I need a dog

man's best friend
will give you devotion
instead of those stupid
human emotions
oh me oh my
I cannot lie
and that is why
I need a dog

          people are so useless
          they take up all your time
          they're spoiled and they're ruthless
          and selfish by design
          now, I know a dog ain't toothless
          but it makes me feel so fine
          I don't feel sad
          I'm just glad 
          she's mine, mine, mine

home sapiens 
are a pain in the rump
example one:
donald trump
oh me oh my
(insert weary sigh)
and that is why
I need a dog

I need love
I need a companion
a pal to walk with me
in the grand canyon
oh me oh my
think I'll give it a try
tell every person I know goodbye
oh me oh my
that is why
I need a dog
I need a dog 
I need a dog
I need a dog