everything's evil

everything's evil
that I put in my body
there's too little of this
and too much of that
I work and I work
and no one applauds me
while everything I eat
transforms into fat
imagine that
everything is fat

everything's evil
in which I get enjoyment
don't look, touch or read
anything from anyone
I work and I work
my fuckin' life is employment
and now everything I eat
is no fun
it doesn't matter
than happy is fatter
I'm done

          with low-carb
          and no-carb
          and carbs are the worst
          just the thought of carbs
          is enough
          to make your stomach burst

everything's evil
and I am so hungry
for flour and sugar
and deep fried cheddar cheese
I'm afraid this nutrition
just don't become me
I need to have more
than no calories
I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please
everything's evil
I'll meet you
at McD's