the banana bread song

(to the tune of "The Banana Boat Song"
with respect and apologies to Harry Belafonte)

day old!
day old!
hunger come
and I wanna eat bread

can't afford to buy the groceries
       (hunger come
        and I wanna eat bread)
my stomach, 
it needs something sweet
       (hunger come
        and I wanna eat bread)
so I head right straight to clearance
      (hunger come
       and I wanna eat bread)
and this is what I buy to eat...
   
day old!...

hey all my countrymen
help Barack Obama
       (hunger come
        and I wanna eat bread)
hey let's legalize
all this marijuana
       (hunger come
        and I wanna eat bread)
global warming
makes this place feel like a sauna
       (hunger come
        and I wanna eat bread)
so I need some bread 
of sweet banana
     
day old!...