Buck you, fuddy

Man, I fuckin' tell you, I'm just good-fer-nuthin' today. I've, like, accomplished hardly any of the stuff I'm supposed to do.

Such as?

Well, the big three, you know. Exercising, writing, and playing. I've played one song on guitar, and that's the way it's kinda been for the last few days. I mean, it's been more than one song a day, but still...

Writing? 

I've been writing, doing the daily writing. That's been very little trouble. It's just today that I haven't written much.

Oh no, farmboy! One entire day with no writing!

You're being a fuckin' smart-ass, aren't you?

Of course.

You're good at it, man.

Well, I learned from the best. (The interviewer looks at farmboy)

Yeah, well, buck you, fuddy.

What I was saying, before I was so fuckin' rudely interrupted, was how little I've done today.

Did you exercise, farmboy? It seems like it might be too hot for that today.

Yeah, it is too hot. So no exercise. But I don't feel too bad about it, 'cause it's so hot.

I've spent today on the computer. I've found some great, lengthy, in-depth interviews with Joni Mitchell and Louis C.K. that were super educational. 

That sounds like quite a pair, Joni and Louis.

Hey, don't go around saying shit about Louis C.K. He's Mexican, you know. He has dual citizenship.

I bet Joni Mitchell has that, too.

I'm sure she does. But she never returns my calls.

Funny guy, you are.

They really were great interviews, though. I learned a whole lot.

I've been doing some cleaning today. My apartment's a fuckin' mess. So that's been good. I did a little bit of cooking, too.

So your day wasn't a complete waste of time.

Well, man...I guess it wasn't, no.

what are you going to do with the rest of your day?

I'm gonna play some guitar. Starting right now.