what I won't miss when I'm gone 2

insurance premiums
car problems
drinking bad coffee
filling out forms
commercials
reality TV shows
vacuum cleaners
trans fats in microwave popcorn
cockroaches
excuses
having to get up on cold mornings
broccoli
waiting in long lines
the "sour cream" at Taco Bell
bad pop music
bureaucracy in anything
alarm clocks
loud people on the radio
the religious right
discrimination
generalizing
premature baldness
pop-ups on computer screens
bright, bright sunlight
high humidity
whole wheat tortillas
the harpsichord
moving to a new place
money troubles
bad remakes of good songs
Harry Potter
hecklers
chapped lips
lotion
golf on TV
high school
Thomas Kinkade paintings
daylight savings time
lawn mowers
icy roads
dust
plastic flowers
fat-free salad dressing
phone books
unwashed glass containers
canned spaghetti
people who are fuckin' assholes
talking on the phone
dreams that won't come true
phony wood panelling
and more to come...