on company time (rewrite 1)

up in the morning
out on the road
time to get to work
do just what you're told
don't matter to me
I'm gonna help myself
I need to feel happy
I got a little help

          boss makes a dollar
          I make a dime
          that's why I get high
          on company time

I don't got a union
to help me make it through
so it's a good thing I don't
give a shit what I do
my job's so fuckin' boring
I'm going berserk
so hand me my hash pipe
I'm going to work

          boss makes a dollar
          I make a dime
          that's why I get high
          on company time

you can judge me
as much as you want
but I'm having a good time
working at this restaurant
when I inhale
I'm finally free
from the shackles and chains
this job puts on me

          boss makes a dollar
          I make a dime
          that's why I get high
          on company time