on company time

(thanks to Reddit)

wake up in the morning
get out on the road
time to get to work
do just what you're told
don't matter much to me
I'm gonna help myself
I need to feel happy
I got a little help

          boss makes a dollar
          I make a dime
          that's why I get high
          on company time

I don't got no union
to help get me through
it's a good thing I don't
give a shit what I do
my job is so boring
I'm going berserk
hand me that hash pipe
I'm going to work

          boss makes a dollar
          I make a dime
          that's why I get high
          on company time

you can judge me
as much as you want
but I'm having a good time
working at this restaurant
when I inhale
I'm finally free
from the shackles and chains
this job puts on me

          boss makes a dollar
          I make a dime
          that's why I get high
          on company time