lonely guy land

a cup of hot coffee
a pipeful of weed
and a bowl of warm oatmeal
is all that I need
to start off the workday
the best way I can
here in lonely guy land

my coworkers think
that I'm somewhat normal
wear jeans for relaxing
a bow tie is formal
but little they know
that they can't understand
my life in lonely guy land

I stay awake till the dawn
and I sleep until two
'cause I ain't got 
nothing better to do
I'll be sitting right here
when the shit hits the fan
here in lonely guy land

give me a snort 
and a bottle of beer
and I can make
my blues disappear
life's a circus
and I'm the magic man
here in lonely guy land