Okay, it's fuckin' time, all right? What did you need to tell me, man?
How are you farmboy?
I'm fuckin' anxious, okay? Tell me stuff.
I keep track of these things, farmboy. I'm a little OCD at these things.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, just that today is our 250th time together.
Really? Oh man, that's a lot of time. I've never spent that much time with anybody. 250...are you sure?
Positive. And get this...
What?
We've now been friends for over a year.
No shit?
No shit.
Man! If we were a TV situation comedy, we'd have a clip show!
Hosted by...
Um...Charles Nelson Reilly? Is he still alive?
If we can bring back the deceased, I would choose Mitch Hedberg.
Oh, yeah, man. That would be the fuckin' coolest!
I'm glad I know you, farmboy.
Same here, man.
