Didn't do a fuckin' thing

Day after Thanksgiving, man. Didn't do a fuckin' thing today.

I know that's not true, farmboy. You got up. Did you play guitar?

Yeah. I always play first thing in the morning. You know that.

Did you play "Popword" on the Internet?

Yeah. But I always do that.

I mean, I didn't do one constructive thing today.

Not even buy groceries?

Oh, yeah, you're right there, man. I did go out, spent $26 on food things. I bought two packages of tofu, I'll have you know. I bought celery, I bought cereal.

Chips?

No chips. Thank God. Gotta stay away from chips.

So what are you doing tonight, farmboy?

Nothin', man. But I'm not eating chips. And that's something.