please don't make me

please don't make me
write a song about you
'cause heartache songs
are all I ever write
God only knows
how I'll live without you
please don't make me
write a song tonight

I don't want to tell
my therapist about you
'causes his time is too expensive
and I don't even know your name
when I see the bill
that says "amount due"
I'll write a song
and you'll be the one
to blame

          it'll be a sad one
          three chords and the truth
          I think it could be a hit
          let me find my rhinestone suit

please don't make me
write a song about you
'cause heartache songs
are all I ever play
please don't give me cause
to ever doubt you
please don't let the muse
get in our way
hey hey
please don't make me
write a song today