when I walked to the store

I walked to the store today
I put one foot in front of the other
and I have to say
it was no fun
the prices were high
and, fact is,
so was I
I filled my cart
up to the sky
when I walked to the store

I bought what I was in the mood 
for -- heavy carbs
and processed food
it was no fun
the calories were high
and, may I add,
so was I 
I was so hungry I could cry
when I walked to the store

          I have no self-control
          when it comes to eating
          I eat a lot and then some more
          and the pattern keeps repeating

what am I gonna do
I'm getting wider
2 by 4
the door, I can't make it through
it was no fun
the consequences were high
must I add
so was I
all I needed was an alibi
when I walked to the store