I'm out of surgery

I'm out of surgery

the drugs have worn off

I'm all sewn back up

and been through enough

and now it's time to take it easy

to rest the whole day through

and so I made some plans

this is what I'm gonna do:

I'm gonna break out the cheetos

turn on the TV'

let mindless living

make its mark on me

maybe take a big long nap

and have a snack or two

when I'm out of surgery

that's what I'm gonna do

I've got the guacamole

I've got tortilla chips

for the love of all that's holy

don't forget the onion dip

and don't dismiss the cannabis

and it's probably not wise to drink

when you're out of surgery

you throw in the kitchen sink

and so I'm out of surgery

I woke up after all

now it's time to relax

I'm still the same old Paul

the doctor, she done fixed me up

and I am good as new

now that I'm out of surgery

I know what I'm gonna do