job application

will you pay me under the table?

I don't want any money withheld

I don't want anybody involved

and I can take care of myself

I'm best at the job I am doing

there's no competition for me

I am the greatest asset

you could have for your company

I started out a poor kid

from the backwoods of Kentucky state

but I had the talents needed

to become somebody great

and that's why I'm here at your doorstep

waiting for my future to call

I know I will be the chosen one

the best applicant of them all

I don't think I need to convince you

I've got my hand on the knob

of the drawer containing my tomorrows

you know I'm the one for this job

you can search the whole town over

you can question what needs to be seen

you can read all of the applications

but you'll never find another like me

so go ahead and hire me

I've got no plans and I can start today

you will be my place of employment

there's not much anybody can say

if you want, I can start tomorrow

or any day, it all will be fine

I will be your best employee

you made the right choice this time