"The Worst Part About Being Me"

So remember the piece of writing I showed you yesterday? Well, I changed it and I want you to know the revised version and get that old version out of your mind.

All right. What are the changes, farmboy?

Change "thing" to "part." So now it's "The Worst Part of Being Me."

Instead of "The Worst Thing About Being Me?"

Shhhh! Don't say the old title, man. It's embarrassing, it's so fuckin' bad.

I'm glad you're not a perfectionist, farmboy.

Hey! What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing, farmboy. That way of thinking is why you're a good writer.

What do you mean?

You care about how you communicate in your writing.

Well, duh. man. Doesn't everyone?

No.

Well...they fuckin' should, man.