monkey wrench

take me to home depot
point me to the clerk
I need to buy a monkey wrench
to gum up all the works

life's running much too smoothly
it's the same old boring song
I need to throw a monkey wrench
and make something go wrong

          this is what I am best at
          this is where I excel
          fucking everything up
          when everything's going so well

so log me on to amazon
go search ebay too
I need to get a monkey wrench
to do what I always do