day after thanksgiving

on the day after thanksgiving
may love and peace prevail...
now, out of my way, losers
it's time to hit the sales!

it's black friday
yes, its my day
to open up my wallet
and abuse my credit card
black friday
hit the highway
there's room to be consuming
with total disregard
everything you need 
you'll find on any shelf
and, hey, while you're at it
buy a little something for yourself
ho ho ho and jingle bells
and crack! you take the lead
it's black friday
the day we worship greed

                              (spoken)

          thanksgiving's nice but I've got to say
          black friday's the better holiday
          you get to hang with all your friends
          at department stores at 3 am
          what better way to express your love
          than buy buy buy and push and shove
          celebrate the birth of Jesus
          with artisan beer and gourmet cheeses
          there's wal-mart and k-mart 
          there's marts of all kinds
          there's shopping malls and and party dolls
          and dining halls and that's not all
          there's every single possible gift 
          an online sale on taylor swift!
          spend some loot and give a cheer
          black friday's finally here!

black friday
it's black friday
you can drive out to the mall
or surf the internet
black friday
yes, it's my day
to empty out my bank account
and get further in debt
everything you want
waits for you, my friend
let's hit a restaurant
where the specials never end
let's watch that old movie
with jimmy stewart and donna reed
it's black friday
yes, it's black friday
the day we worship greed