Sluggo

So I've decided I should name my artistic inspiration, man.

You mean your muse, farmboy?

I hate that word! "Muse" just sounds so fuckin' pretentious. So I have to name it. 'Cause if there's one thing I've learned from that radio show RadioLab, I've learned that everything has a name.

Great show, by the way.

Don't I fuckin' know it.

So what's your artistic inspiration's name?

Sluggo.

Sluggo?

Yeah, Sluggo. What d'ya think?

You know, maybe "muse" isn't that pretentious…

It sure ain't as entertaining as "Sluggo," I'll fuckin' tell you that, son.