Monday, November 18, 2013

$52.07


Man, let me tell you, I made some money this weekend playing music. So I went out today and spent a bunch of it.

How much do you consider a "bunch," farmboy?

$52.07.

That's it? What did you buy?

I put twenty dollars in my truck's gas tank and spent $32.07 on groceries, It was fuckin' great, man! I bought toilet paper and two chickens -- 79 cents a pound -- and garbage bags and a bagel and some cream cheese and a few bananas and…

I get  the idea, farmboy. Congratulations.

Yeah, I'm happy. I mean, I realize that most of it is, like, non-food stuff, but it's stuff I needed to buy.

Yes, toilet paper is pretty important.

Damn right, man. I bought a fuckin' 12-pack, man.


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