that fuckin' evil twin

today I am arguing
all day long
about the same old thing
to the nth degree
the sad fact is
the problem here
is that I'm arguing 
with me
I walk around all day
in this Q and A
knowing I
will only lose
the only one who wins
is that fuckin' evil twin
that's standing in my shoes

today the object
of my scorn
the recipient 
of my fury
is going to court
where I'll meet myself
defendant
judge
and jury
I ain't no crook
but he'll throw the book
as hard 
as I choose
I'm guilty as sin
says that fuckin' evil twin
that's standing in my shoes