Tell me about yourself, man

So enough about me. Tell me about yourself, man. I feel like you never let me ask about you.

That's because I'm not here to talk about myself, farmboy. I'm here to listen to you.

So...you're a therapist?

We've gone through this before.

I know, I know. But it's been a long, long time. I mean, I know that you're the fuckin' interviewer but what exactly are you interviewing me for?

Your own benefit. Trust me.

I was afraid you'd say that.