petty revenge

I saw her at a kroeger's 
in east orange, new jersey
she caught my eye
I whispered "lord have mercy"
'cause she was a special somebody
I used to know
in fact, we were engaged 
a long time ago

I was the one who broke it off
she didn't take it good
in fact, she said she'd get
her revenge if she could
and now she's here 
in the cookie and candy aisle
she looked right at me
and she started to smile 

she said "oh my god,
I can't believe it's you
here's what I've always 
wanted to do…"

and she said:
"let me show you a picture
of my hunky fiancée
you know, he's good friends
with jay-z and beyoncé
he's got a house in the hamptons
and another in paris
and we fly everywhere
he don't care what the fare is

(to be continued)