everybody wants my money

everybody wants my money
everybody thinks I'm rich
but in this land of milk and honey
I'm in the gutter, face down in a ditch
well, son of a bitch, 
here's another ad
telling me that my life is bad
but satisfaction can be had
at a reasonable rate
ain't it great?

everybody wants my wallet
they all think it's full of cash
but no matter how you call it
I ain't got no secret stash
what a laugh!
here's another bill
do with it whatever you will
I know you want it paid in full
what a load of bull!

          shit, I don't know 
          what I'm gonna do
          the wife's eight months pregnant
          and the kids need new shoes
          but wait!
          there's a rich white guy 
          who's feeling the blues
          I must give him
          all my money

          I ain't trying to be funny but

everybody wants my moola
mi dinero
my paycheck
the big score
I pay everyone
hallelujah!
'cept now everybody
wants more
look, I know you're poor!
everybody wants my money
everybody thinks I make big bucks
everybody wants my money
well, I think everybody is f…lat
out of luck