I don't want to panic!

Man, I'm freaking out! Almost all of the presents from Amazon haven't arrived yet! I don't want to panic! What am I gonna do? I can't ruin people's Christmas! What if the presents don't arrive? Why do I always have to screw everything up? This is such a fuckin' drag, man…I want to go to my brother's and have a great time but I can't because I'm stuck here waiting. Why does this always happen to me?

Calm down, farmboy. Be patient. 

But I can't! I'm freaking out!

Take a deep breath…

(farmboy breathes in, holds it for a few moments, then exhales)

Did that help?

A little bit. I sure that UPS truck comes soon, though.