Everything I touch turns to art

Man, I'm so tired. I'm fuckin' tuckered out.

That's a nice descriptive phrase.

Yeah, well. What can I say? Everything I touch turns to art.

That's also a very nice phrase, farmboy.

Thanks. I stole it off of an episode of an old TV sitcom called Murphy Brown. 

So what's making you tired, farmboy?

Well, I'll tell you, man, it's like I was telling you yesterday. My friend's here and we're having a good time. I'm just not used to being so social. And that's okay. I just have to kind of pace myself, you know.

So is it going to be an early night?

Yeah, 'fraid so, man. But that's okay, too. Sleep is a fuckin' great thing, man. It is so underrated.