Mrs. Claus

Hey, wanna hear a joke, man? It's really fuckin' funny. And it's seasonal!

Seasonal? Sure, farmboy, tell me the seasonal joke.

Okay, here goes. Why can't Mrs. Santa get pregnant?

I give up. Why can't Mrs. Claus get pregnant?

Because Santa only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney!

(silence)

Well, I thought it was funny...