afraid of summer

afraid of summer:
that's what I am
when the temperature rises
and I'm reduced
to a big glob of molten lava
oozing out of this big ol' world

all I really want
is a gallon of iced tea
and a ton of air conditioning
with a TV blasting
reruns of Seinfeld

I am soft
and I am spoiled
by this modern age
and my own love
for unreasonable comfort