don't let me read the comments

oh God please help me
when I read online
I mean, the photos are good
and the journalism is fine
sources are named
and the information's well timed
just please
don't let me read the comments

I know it's just my opinion
but I'll say it anyway
there's a whole lot of assholes
in this world today
and each and every one
must have his or her say
okay
just don't let me read the comments