modern age

you are living in the modern age
everything is at your fingertips
everything is yours for the asking
as soon as the request
escapes from your lips

welcome to the modern age
you are the center of the universe
all the advertisements are aimed at you
sometimes it's a blessing
most times it's a curse

          press one
          if you know your extension
          press two
          if you need to speak to someone
          press three
          if you want to mention
          I'm feeling the tension
          and it's not any fun

open up for the modern age
all you desire is waiting for you
sign your name and state your number
is it any wonder
that you do what you do