asshole song

you'll have to excuse me
I'm not feeling like myself
I'm being an asshole today
in a couple minutes
you'll wish I were something else
'cause I'm being an asshole today
I'm claiming my ground
and I'm staking my claim
and any other cliches
that you want to exclaim
I wouldn't be near me
unless you want to feel drained
I'm being an asshole
(I know -- it's such a hassle)
I'm being an asshole today!