a perfectly good asshole

I can't fuckin' believe
exactly how stupid you are
all you give others
is unending grief
you know, God wasted 
a perfectly good asshole
when He gave 
your mouth teeth
because all the shit you say
is gonna bite you
in the ass one day
and then down, down, down
you'll stay
down in the dumps
that's what you get
for voting for Donald...