Saturday, November 5, 2016

potential verses for "judge, your honor"


I said
"hey judge baby
I do believe
you got something special
up those judicial sleeves"
she said
"hey baby I do declare
you got some brains
under your missing hair"

she banged the gavel
and the plaintiff came
we stood up 
we sat down
and he called my name
the beautiful judge said
what say ye
I said
"guilty in the first degree"

she said "little man
may I see you in my chambers?"
I confidently stepped inside
thinking I could tame her
but she kicked off both
of her high heel shoes
and said "little man
I got a lesson for you"

she looked like a showgirl
a dyed platinum blonde
almost like a commercial
when the TV's on


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