judge, your honor

I was trespassing in the city
it was a dark and stormy night
I was hiding from the cops
trying to keep out of sight
til they nabbed me even though
I was incognito
at the plaid pantry 
buying chili-cheese Doritos

they booked me 
and after a long, long while
they finally brought me
in for trial
but I forgot who's side
I was on
when in came the judge
a Hitchcock blonde

          I said judge, your honor
          judge, your honor
          judge, your honor
          I'm guilty of loving you

I looked at her
and she looked at me
I said "I'm guilty, baby,
in the first degree
she looked at me
and I looked at her
and she said 
members of the jury
I do concur"

          and I said
          judge, your honor
          judge, your honor
          judge, your honor
          I'm guilty of loving you

well, what can I tell you
what can I say
we married a year ago
on our wedding day
now she bangs the gavel
in our home sweet home
with three little lawbreakers
of our own

          I say judge, your honor
          judge, your honor
          judge, your honor
          I'm guilty of loving you