well, that's me

you know that guy
you see him walking by
and say
"I'm glad I'm not him"
well, that's me
you see that man
voodoo donut in his hand
and say 
"go to the gym"
well, that's me

          be careful who you judge
          bad karma doesn't budge
          so you better be nice to me
          be careful what you say
          bad karma always stays
          so you better think twice, you see
          you see that man 
          you can't stand
          well, that's me

when you see this dude
asking for money to buy food
and say
"go get a job"
well, that's me
you see that fella over there
sitting in a wheelchair
and say
"I'm not him, thank God"
well, that's me

          judging's a lot of fun
          it makes you number one
          on some list no one else can see
          judging's a lot of laughs
          on someone else's behalf
          I know you may disagree
          you see that man
          you can't stand
          well, that's me